Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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