i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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