Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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