What a fucking waste of an outfit
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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