were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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