some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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