That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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