We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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