Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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