So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
