i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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