Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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