omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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