I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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