My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
it's great music for shaving your balls
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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