Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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