Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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