My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
