Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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