Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
True strength comes from lack of pants
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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