The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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