So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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