About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Randomize
