Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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