ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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