I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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