woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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