Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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