new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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