i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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