aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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