this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
