So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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