Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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