is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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