you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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