he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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