i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
No subtext here. People are naked.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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