She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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