I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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