Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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