This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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