what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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