just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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