cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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