Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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