fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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