so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she told me i tasted like america
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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