6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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