He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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