Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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