Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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