She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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