these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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