He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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